A Lawyer
Examines
The Swoon Theory

REASONS THAT SOUND GOOD
AREN'T
ALWAYS
GOOD SOUND REASONS!

"C'mon.
Jesus didn't really die on the Cross.  He
just passed out or went into a coma from loss of blood, stress, etc.  Later
on He came to and made the appearances."

This is referred to as the "swoon" theory.  Many people
believe it because on its face it sounds plausible --
more plausible than believing someone came back from the
dead.  However, under close examination the swoon
theory falls apart.

Roman executioners knew how to tell
when their victims were dead!

Consider this: Roman soldiers were among the most ruthless,
cruel and knowledgeable military men of the ancient world.
When it came to knowing how to kill people they were
experts. Can you really believe that an entire
squad of Roman executioners couldn't tell whether a
prisoner really was dead???  They would be a laughingstock
among their peers if something like that happened!

Jesus was stabbed in the side, which
would ensure His death.

John 19:31-35 "[31] Now it
was the day of Preparation, and the next day was to be a special Sabbath.
Because the Jews did not want the bodies left on the crosses during the Sabbath,
they asked Pilate to have the legs broken and the bodies taken down. [32] The
soldiers therefore came and broke the legs of the first man who had been
crucified with Jesus, and then those of the other. [33] But when they came
to Jesus and found that he was already dead, they did not break his
legs. [34] Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus' side with a
spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water. [35] The man who
saw it has given testimony, and his testimony is true. He knows that he
tells the truth, and he testifies so that you also may believe.

Roman custom required stabbing under
Jesus' circumstances.  It wasn't a coincidence.

Most people, even most theologians and historians, believe it
was pure coincidence that a Roman soldier stabbed Jesus.  Most people
believe the soldier stabbed Jesus to make sure He was dead.  Usual Roman
practice was to leave the corpses of crucified victims on the cross to be eaten
by wild animals or to rot in public view -- after all, crucifixion
was intended to be the ultimate degradation and humiliation
... and a warning to others!  Interestingly, there was an exception.
According to Quintilian, a first-century author, a victim's relatives were
permitted to take down the body and bury it if the victim was first
pierced by the executioners. In his Commentary on
Matthew, Origen, one of the early Church Fathers, says the lance
thrust to Jesus was administered "according to Roman custom, below the armpit."
(See Humber, Thomas.  The Sacred Shroud. New York,
Pocket Books, 1977)

If you seriously examine what
the swoon theory requires, you'd have to be an absolute idiot to still consider
it possible.

EVENTS  DESCRIBED  IN  THE
BIBLE  OR  OTHER  HISTORICAL
SOURCES

Jesus gets beaten by members of the Sanhedrin, the Jewish
High Council.

Jesus gets flogged ("scourged") with a Roman
flagrum, similar to a "cat-o-nine tails".  It had three
"tails", each with a little metal dumbbell-shaped attachment that digs into
the flesh.  It was considered so cruel that it was illegal to flog a
Roman citizen.

Jesus is beaten with wooden reeds (like "caning").

Jesus gets slapped and punched by a group of Roman soldiers.

Jesus has a cap or thorns pressed onto His
head.  Middle Eastern crowns of the period were not little
circles like a British or French crown.  They were like the mitre worn by
Roman Catholic bishops.

Jesus is tied to the crossbeam
that will be attached to the vertical post.  Crossbeams typically weighed
about 40 pounds (20 kg).

Jesus has to walk up a hill to the crucifixion site.  He
falls several times and the soldiers have to force a bypasser, Simon of
Cyrene, to carry the beam.

At the hilltop Jesus is untied.  He is then
nailed to the Cross.  The nails are put through His
wrists not His palms, as commonly depicted by
artists.  One foot is put on top of the other and a nail is driven
through both of them.

Jesus is left on the Cross for hours and dies.

Soldiers come to break the legs of the victims, to bring on
death.

The body of Jesus is stabbed in the side with a Roman
lancia.

The body of Jesus is taken down from the Cross, and wrapped
in grave clothes.  Scholars disagree as to whether Jesus was wound in
strips like a mummy or covered with a burial shroud, e.g., the Shroud of
Turin.  The text does not resolve this issue.  For
discussion we will assume a long shroud, which is easy to unwrap.

The body of Jesus is laid in a stone tomb provided by Joseph
of Arimathea.

A large stone door is placed in front of the tomb.  The
stone is so heavy that three women didn't think they could move it together.

A wax seal is put on the outside of the door and a group of
guards are stationed.

Let's play detective and "reconstruct" the swoon theory's
next sequence of events:

"Jesus didn't die, He just passed out from
stress, fatigue, shock, or exhaustion."

See Forensic
Pathology Report on Jesus.

Problem:  Once Jesus
passed out, He would have hung in a "Y" position, with knees bent. Experiments with volunteers have proved
that in that position lung muscles become paralyzed from strain in just a few
minutes.  Within 6-12 minutes a
person stops breathing and will die of asphyxiation
if the strain is not removed.  This isn't
speculation, it's scientific fact established by direct
observation.

Problem:  With the
blood loss from the flogging and the further loss from the stab wound, Jesus
would have gone into hypovolemic shock (shock from extremely low
blood pressure caused by bleeding).  Without a transfusion and with
nothing to stop the internal hemorrhaging He would have died, probably within
hours.

Calculate: Maximum Allowable Blood
Loss

Problem:  With the
internal bleeding and build-up of fluids Jesus would have died from congestive
heart failure.  Pathologists generally agree that this was a
contributing cause of Jesus' death.

Problem:  The Gospel
of John says that when Jesus was stabbed blood and water came
out of His side. A number of forensic pathologists have examined the
descriptions (and, in some cases, information on the Shroud of Turin).
They all agree that there is no way water could have come
out.  But, they agree that the heart is surrounded by the
pericardium,
which contains a watery fluid and a lance thrust would have extracted this
fluid, which would look like water.  The thrust would
also have pierced the heart, drawing accumulated blood.

Problem: Even
if Jesus didn't die of asphyxiation and even if He didn't die of
congestive heart failure and even
if He didn't die of hypovolemic shock and even if He didn't die from the
internal hemorrhaging itself, He had a large, deep, open chest wound
through at least one lung and probably the heart, with internal
bleeding. This would have caused internal infection and in a few days
He would have died of sepsis, i.e., infection. The Bible says
Jesus appeared to hundreds over a period of forty
days after the Crucifixion.

After Jesus "passes out" He is left on the
Cross unconscious for an unknown length of time.

Then Jesus is stabbed.  John 19:34

John 19:38a
"Later, Joseph of Arimathea asked Pilate for the body of
Jesus."

Problem:  This wasn't
done with a phone call from the Crucifixion site!  Joseph or a servant
has to walk or ride by donkey to Governor Pilate's
office, wait to get permission to speak to the Governor,
wait to be taken to an audience with the Governor.

Mark 15:44 [44] Pilate was
surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked
him if Jesus had already died. [45] When he learned from the centurion that it
was so, he gave [permission to take] the body to Joseph.

Mark 15:46 So Joseph
bought some linen cloth, ...

All this time, Jesus is still
hanging on the Cross!!!  (Allegedly ... unconscious, but
still alive!)

The Roman soldiers and various spectators are still standing
around watching. And nobody realizes that Jesus is
still breathing and still alive!

John 19:38c "With Pilate's
permission, he [Joseph of Arimathea] came and took the body away."

Even as they are taking Jesus down from the
Cross nobody realizes He is still breathing and still alive!

Nobody checks for a heartbeat. If they do check for a
heartbeat, they don't find one.  (If they did find one they would have
known He was still alive.)  Even though there's no heartbeat and
He's not breathing, somehow He's still alive.

Nobody thinks it odd that a body that has been hanging on a
cross allegedly dead for several hours, is still warm.

Even as they are wrapping Jesus in burial
clothes nobody realizes He is still breathing and still alive!

They lay Jesus in a tomb and roll a heavy stone in front of
the only entrance.

Guards are posted outside the tomb and the tomb is sealed
with a wax seal.  (The exact number that constituted "your guard" is
unknown but most scholars believe it was at least four soldiers, probably
more.)

Despite being beaten and stabbed, despite internal
hemorrhaging, despite having had no food or water, Jesus somehow recovers from
His coma by natural means, not by a miracle!

Jesus wakes up in a completely dark, completely enclosed
tomb, His entire body wracked with pain.

Jesus feels His way around the tomb and finds the stone door.

Jesus manages to push the heavy stone door to the
side even though there is nothing to grab onto on the
inside surface of the stone.  (The stone was slid into a
groove.  Hence, it has to be moved sideways, not simply
out.)

Even in His weakened condition, in a quiet private
cemetery, Jesus manages to push back the stone door without any
of the guards noticing!

Why go half-way?  Jesus has been whipped, beaten and
stabbed, is hemorrhaging, and hasn't had any food or drink for at least three
days.  Does He just push the stone open enough to squeeze through?  No, He pushes the stone door
COMPLETELY out of the way!!!

Of course, at this point, the logical thing to
do is get naked!  Before leaving
the tomb, Jesus strips off the burial garments.

Just because He has been whipped, beaten and stabbed, is
hemorrhaging, and hasn't had any food or drink for at least three days is no
reason to be sloppy!  So He neatly folds the
garments before leaving.

Amazingly, while He is doing all this, the guards
still don't notice anything!

This whipped, beaten, stabbed, bleeding, half-starved,
naked, revived crucifixion victim then blithely walks away from
the sealed tomb, right past a group of heavily armed guards.

Miraculously, ... I'm sorry,
according to the "swoon" theory there are no miracles ...
none of the guards directly appointed by the
Governor even notices this whipped, beaten, stabbed,
bleeding, half-starved, naked, revived crucifixion victim
walking away from the sealed tomb!

I guess we just have to assume that it was a pretty common
occurrence for those guards to see whipped, beaten, stabbed, bleeding,
half-starved, naked, revived crucifixion victims walking away
from sealed tombs ...

Whipped, beaten, stabbed, half-starved, naked, and still
bleeding, Jesus then walks several miles.

No one notices the whipped, beaten, stabbed, bleeding,
half-starved, naked, revived crucifixion victim walking along
the road.

And still, not even one of the guards has noticed anything suspicious like,
oh ... say, ... the fully opened tomb!

And now
we come to the part that's a
little hard to believe
about the swoon theory ...

Jesus does all of this on feet
that had been run through by nails!!!

AND PEOPLE SAY
RESURRECTION IS HARD TO BELIEVE  ! !
!

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